I have a serious knack for attracting people who refuse to contribute their part to the conversation. I know I can be a little over the top sometimes, if you text me “hey” I then text 3 paragraphs and 7 emoticons and receive a cool “lol” in return. I feel like a Vegas stripper on the morning shift, working for the one straggler that comes in before work. Well….”hey” and “lol” are now considered chump change. If you want a lap dance you’re going to have to give me something more…